June 2012
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May 2012
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romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
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Adorbs, I love owls. →
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A letter from Woody Allen to Diane Keaton:
Lamp-head,-simpleton-oaf— I have decided to let your family make me rich! It turns out they are wonderful material for a film. A quite serious one, although one of the three sisters is a fool and a clown. (I think you can guess which, ducky!) I didn’t send you a big letter, because you’re coming to Paris soon. I wonder if your observations about my...
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April 2012
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“I don’t like standard beauty - there is no beauty without strangeness.”
– Karl Lagerfeld
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“A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of...”
– Oscar Wilde
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March 2012
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